be one with the joff

fluorinewine:

My mom came in really excited because she painted this picture at this bar that she and her friends went to. 

She told me to share her art with the internet. :’D Mom…

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They move kind of slow, so… | (x)

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I have realized that maybe I am not cut out to do most things

i don’t fit right in theatre, i don’t have the patience/tenacity for art, and everything else kinda bores me

i

i’m not too sure what i’m going to do with my life and it’s kind of disconcerting so instead of thinking about it i’m going to blare music really loudly and add another layer onto my paper mache mask hahah ah ahhah ah

harpollo:

it’s all i ever wanted

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the-dark-knight-reblogs:

nothings-great-anymore:

CHILDHOODHOLIDAYS

And in comes a flood of memories. All of a sudden I want to go to Shakey’s now.

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a police car keeps on passing by my house and my immediate reaction is to panic because the last time a police car pulled up to my house, i was told that my dad was dead

time to call my mom hhaha aha ah ahaaha ha

egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange

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graceebooks:

men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy

what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need

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quillery:

peachymints:

If you haven’t seen this film yet, it’s pretty entertaining. 

the kawaii gatsby

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davidputashirton:

spgworld:

My soon-to-be-fiancé Alex and I met at the San Diego Zoo in June 2012, where we were attending Steam Powered Giraffe concert. We got to know each other over the summer, and started a serious relationship on Halloween (which also happens to be the favorite holiday of several members of Steam Powered Giraffe (SPG)). The way we see it, SPG brought us together, and we would love to have them play for our wedding reception! We haven’t asked them to play yet, but we’d love to be able to put down a deposit when we do ask them.

Please click this link to donate: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/help-us-pay-to-have-steam-giraffe-at-our-wedding

Our goal for funding is $2000. I don’t know how much they will ask to play the wedding, but if we go over their asking price, we will be able to put that amount towards musicians for our wedding ceremony.

There will be some great rewards, including special mention in the wedding program, prints of photos of the band (taken by me at some of the concerts), art commissions by Alex Patterson, video of the performances at the wedding, and a special commemorative “invitation” to the wedding. These rewards are subject to change and may be increased.

Having SPG play at our wedding would be a dream come true for us. Please help us to raise money to add this beautiful touch to our wedding.

— guardianbot

:D

lies down on the floor and sighs quietly

because laura is having an intense cinnamon roll making session and i was really amused from afar

muffin-bitch:

katnissandhermione:

i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people

what the fuck you’re right

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