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hello friends i am amanda it is nice to meet you!! i like world of warcraft and dogs (i am a dog groomer hello) and bioshock and you, probably!!
Jul 26 '14
i have to be up for work in like five hours
what am i even DOING

i have to be up for work in like five hours

what am i even DOING

Jul 26 '14
Jul 24 '14
feelin pretty damn cute today

feelin pretty damn cute today

Jul 24 '14

umm-dat-ass:

thelonelyislandfreak:

mflhucking:

kankri-senpai-noticed-you:

clockwork-lives:

i-am-potato-girl:

pockytardis:

HOW THE FUCK HASN’T TUMBLR FOUND THIS YET

OMFG

O H  M Y  G O D

O H  M Y  F U C K I N G  G O D

forever reblog.

I thought it was going to be a nice and mellow song but then it took a turn as soon as he started singing

FUCKING HELL

(Source: queenbradbury)

Jul 24 '14

jtotheizzoe:

sci-universe:

Neil’s words from the last episode of “Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey”

Same.

Jul 24 '14
  • baby: t- t-
  • parents: the baby's first words!
  • baby: t- thh- th-
  • parents: three??? thing???
  • baby: t- tha- tha-
  • baby: That’s right, I am Kira. And what can you do? Kill me right here? Hear this: I’m not only Kira, but I’m also God of the new world. Kira has become law in the world we now live. He’s the one who’s maintaining order. I have become justice, the only hope for mankind. Kill me? Is that really the right thing to do? Since Kira’s appearance six years ago, wars have stopped and global crime rates have been reduced by over 70%, but it’s not enough! This world is still rotten… with too many rotten people…. Somebody has to do this! And when I first got that notebook all those years ago, I knew I had to do it—no, I was the only one who could! I understood that killing people was a crime. THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY! THE WORLD HAD TO BE FIXED! A purpose given to me! Only I could do it! Who else could’ve done it and come this far?! WOULD THEY’VE KEPT GOING?! … The only one… who can create a new world… is me…
Jul 22 '14
NYOOOM mom edition

NYOOOM mom edition

Jul 22 '14
NYOOomm

NYOOomm

Jul 22 '14
NYOOM

NYOOM

Jul 21 '14

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable)

Jul 21 '14

lemmming:

it was a 2 second video

I had to click it

I had to know what could possibly happen in two short seconds

(Source: ajaxafterdark)

Jul 21 '14

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

Jul 21 '14

maliahaling:

for the girls the fairytales abandoned

Jul 21 '14

shepardfaeries:

i thought itd be cool to show my snake drinking, and then i found the option on youtube to add their pre-recorded “rock” music and i nearly pissed my pants

Jul 21 '14
what is my hair even DOING

what is my hair even DOING